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v.18.111 by Trygve B. Bauge

An alphabetical listing of some the best aphorisms that I have created or come across.

Copyrighted 1986, 2000 & earlier by Trygve Bauge. Distributed by Universal Liberty. All rights reserved. Copyfee charged. This file & each oneliner, sentence, paragraph & article in it [is assumed until proven otherwise, to have been created first by me, &] is copyrighted separartely by me,[unless proven: to have already been created by someone else before the first time I created or used it myself]. Contact the author for permission to reproduce or quote this article, any oneliner or any part of either.

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Sincerely,
Trygve Bauge
World citizen and American
(by hearth, by choice and in spirit),
presently in involuntary exile.

Ps. Most of the political oneliners I have listed are refering to conditions in the United States, but might apply to other countries as well.

At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: 
>"All I want 
> is to be free 
> to do my best 
> by honest means 
> in entrepreneurial liberty 
> and among other equally free 
> men and women! 
> If you think that 
> is too much to ask, 
> then get the hell
> out of the way!"(1,2,3,4,7)
©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge

At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"All publicity is good publicity > as long as it is not an obituary, > and an obituary is O.K. too, > as long as one can get a retraction!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"A police state > only compounds > the problems!"(1,2,3,4,7)(Short version) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Deport > the Border Patrol!"(1,2,3,4,7)(Short version) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Everyone who is rights respecting, > deserves to be free, > but not everyone who is law abiding!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Government is to enforce Liberty > by means of Liberty > in Liberty, > or to be replaced > by a government that does!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"I couldn't care less > who are in office, > as long as they lack the power > to do any harm."(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"If redress for just grievances, > is not offered in court, > maybe it is time once again: > to write a declaration of independence > and a new constitution > or at least an improved bill of rights! > I am working on it!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"If you can not enforce liberty > without violating it, > then get the hell out of the way > of those of us who can!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"If you can't be both law abiding > and rights respecting, > you can at least > be rights respecting!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Illegal aliens > are neither!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"It is a sobering thought > that very few of us (of today's North Americans) > would have been around > if the native Americans > had operated > a better Border Patrol!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Law is supposed to be a cultivated means > by which honesty, truth, reason, rights and justice > can prevail, > but too often it is treated > as a means to secure > that government officials > are not held liable > for what they are liable for!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Let us clean up our legal system > before politicians, > police officers, > prosecutors and judges, > and other bureaucrats, > by definition > become criminals > who can't be prosecuted!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Let us clean up our legal system > before the legal professions > get away with acting > as though the criminals > have been put in charge!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Let us take back the night > from everyone who is terrorizing it, > and let us start > by taking it back > from the police!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Maybe I am old fashioned > when I think that justice > and the legal system > are supposed to be related!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Maybe Liberty now is outlawed > and maybe it is not, > but if we continue to act > as though we are free, > no one will ever notice > that we are not!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Most government activities > are better treated > as felonies!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Our legal system > prosecutes too many people > for what no one ever > should be prosecuted for: > the honest practice of > one's own > rights!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Protectionism > is a felony!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Protectionism is one step worse than fraud, > it is an attempt at achieving by force > what can't be fully accomplished just by fraud!"(1,2,3,4) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Protectionism is > the foreign policy of the police state, > and the police state is > the domestic policy of Protectionism!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Social justice > is neither!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Sovereign immunity > does not include > a right to > violate rights!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Sure we have freedom of speech in this country, > the problem is > that we do not always > have freedom after speech!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"The best way > to crack down upon crime > is to arrest more > police officers!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"The best way > to enforce rights > is to arrest more > government officials!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"The best way to solve > our immigration problems, > is to deport > the Border Patrol!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"The government doesn't decide > what is right or wrong, > it merely fails or succeeds > at acknowledging the difference."(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"The legal professions > have made the law > an accomplice > in their own crimes!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"There was a time > when people took pride > in being undocumented > and equated that > with Liberty! > I still do!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"There will always > be some rights violations, > but a police state > only compounds > the problems!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"The way we prosecute people > is not a justice system > but a legal system, > to the extent > one can call > a system legal > when it is not just!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"This country should free from its jails > those who are not guilty > of violating the rights of others, > and in their place > we should arrest > all the law enforcement personnel > that arrested them > in the first place!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"To leave law to the lawyers > or politics to the politicians, > are both like leaving crime > to the criminals!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Too many government officials > are too busy > trying to relieve others > of life, liberty and property!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Unless government officials > want to be prosecuted, > they better start respecting > universal liberty > while they still > have a choice!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"What is the difference > between a lawyer and a vulture? > The lawyer charges more, > but is often less effective!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"What is the difference > between a police officer > and a criminal? > A police officer > carries immunity!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"What this country needs > is to > arrest more police officers, > prosecute more prosecutors, > commit more psychiatrists, > sentence more judges > and jail more jail guards. > And while we are at it > we might as well > sue more lawyers, > impeach more bureaucrats > and recall more politicians too!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"What this country needs, > is to put more police officers in jail! > On what side of the bars? > That I will let the courts decide!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"When a judge fails > to offer redress > for just grievances, > then that judge > becomes a part of the problem > for which redress > should be offered > in the first place!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"When forced > to chose > between safety and Liberty, > I do not feel safe > without the latter!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"When it is impossible > to respect > both human rights > and the law, > one should at least > respect > human rights!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"When Liberty > is outlawed, > criminal becomes > a word of honor!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"When in Rome, > civilize the Romans!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"When the government > violates rights > it is not much different > from any other system > of organized crime!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"When there is a draft > only cowards > join the army, > and only those volunteer > who lack the integrity > to make a stand > for liberty!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"When there is no contradiction > between one's desires, wills and actions, > then that is happiness!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"When you get falsely arrested > you learn that the inmates > are great > and that the hard-core criminals > all carry uniform!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"With police officers like ours, > who needs criminals?"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, trygveb@powertech.no says: >"Who guards the guards? > More guards?! > Or civilian oversight > including special independent prosecutors > elected annually > solely to assist > all victims > of our government officials, > in prosecuting the latter!"(1,2,3,4,7) ©The above quote is copyrighted 1986 (or earlier) - 2000 by Trygve B. Bauge
At TrygvesMetaPortal(tm) ©, Rob@darkstar.cygnus.com says: >"You can judge the quality > of a democratic government > by the strength of its opposition."(7) ©TrygvesMetaPortal (tm) © is copyrighted 1999 - 2000 (parts of it earlier) & TrygvesAphorisms (tm) © is copyrighted 1986 - 2000 (parts of it earlier) by Trygve B. Bauge
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